1
O joao tem quantos kilos?
Nunca foi pesado pois ele quebrou todas suas balancas so de subir nela
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20
2
o biel era fino antigamente?
sim
no
3
o joao tem -5 de qi?
obv q n ele tem menos
nao
sim
4
o joao esta no tamanho de um?
enzo
palito
aviao
5
o joao sabe quanto e: 4x = -24?
nao
sim
definitivamente nao
6
pq o joao ele foi banido esse dia?
por ser best friends forever do alvarez
ser preto
7
o joao e gordo?
nao ele e obeso bola
sim
nao
8
o joao faz as melhores musicas do mundo
nao
sim
9
qual joao e pro?
joao fake cria
joao em santos, com foto do bolsonaro
10
a bunda do joao e grande?
s
n
11
o joao e o maior planeta existente?
nao o maior e o michel
sim
12
o joao tem a barriga triangular?
sim tem o formato da pizza q ele come a cada um segundo
a barrida dele tem o formato de todas as comidas existentes
13
o joao e maior q o michel?
s
n
14
o joao amou o show das ciencias?
n
sim ele e uma crianca
15
oq e o joao?
obeso
o joao e planeta, obeso, big gordo feliz, maior q o michel
