1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Dog
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Coke
Pepsi
Pepsy
2
What’s my favorite subject
History
Language
Math
Art
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Julia
Carolina
Luisa
Bruna
Isa
Giovanna
Ignacio
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Instagram
Reddit
Google +
FB
Snapchat
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Big Bird
Bert
Cookie monster
Elmo
Oscar the grouch
Ernie
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
Stairway to heaven
Highway to hell
The man who sold the world
The show must go on
Another one bites the dust
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
The dictionary
His PS4
His DaVinci book
His phone
I dont know what cherished means
The Envelope
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
Orson Welles
George Orwell
Cardi B
Winston Churchill
FDR
9
What’s João worst feature
Has little patience
He’s racist
He’s selfish
He is obsequious
He’s a nerd
He’s unreliable
He’s stupid
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Carolina
Gio
Luisa
Nahuel
Gian
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
The revenant
Gilbert Grape
Dinner Hall
Pulp Fiction
12
What does João look for in a girl
A vagina
Innocence
Quirkiness
Big tits
Big ass
Short hair
Sensitivity
Support
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
Draw and quarter them
Disembowel them
Feed their organs to their dog
All of the above
Exsanguinate them
Enucleate them
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Love Simon
Ferdinand
Jumanji
Blue is the warmest color
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Jennifer Aniston
Scarlett Johansson
Amber Heard
Gisele Bundchen
Margot Robbie
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Emma Stone
Cara deLevigne
Emma Watson
Alexandra Daddario
Camila Luddington
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Jon Doe
Tiago Filho
Slim Shady
